Apparently, we have stolen Greta Thunberg’s dreams. Oh, and ‘How dare we’?
I sympathise. To be honest, I’m a bit pissed off that my dreams weren’t realised. Obviously shagging Kylie, hosting ‘Live at the Apollo’ and Cambridge United winning the Premier League were probably a bit unrealistic, but I’m man enough not to blame Nick Cave (or any of the Lightning Seeds), Jason Manford, or even Big Ron.
Anyway, sorry Greta, but Supertramp probably put it best:
I said, “far out, what a day, a year, a life it is!”
You know, well you know, you had it comin’ to you
Now, there’s not a lot I can do
Work it out someday
Oh ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma